imapython:

hi:

I wish there was a bug repellent spray but instead it kept people away

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semi-attractive:

when u do really well on a test without studyingimage

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towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

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the-spooky-alchemist:

"assigning genders to babies is wrong"

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bae: come over
me: do you have food
bae: my parents aren't home
me: are they coming back with food

snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

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syriacqueen:

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